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How do hens dance?
Chick to chick.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.

Why shouldn't you dance with a Yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet.

How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
Voodoo like to dance with me?

What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music.

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

I've been invited to an avoidance.
An avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each other.

What is avoidance?
A dance for people who hate each other.

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