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Fred and Harry were talking about a famous, very glamorous film star. "What do you think of her clothes?" asked Fred. "I'd say they were chosen to bring out the bust in her," replied Harry.
Why did the girl keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evening.
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
At a very exclusive boarding school, one of the teachers who was going out for a grand dinner appeared wearing a tuxedo, evening shirt and black tie. "Oh, sir," said one of the boys. "You're not wearing those clothes are you? You know they always give you a headache in the morning."
Sign in a launderette: Those using automatic washers should remove their clothes when the lights go out.