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For all of you that were so disturbed about tales of Clinton's
infidelity you'll be relieved to read this! This is the real
story behind the Clinton-Lewinsky affair.
Bill was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his
regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short
notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby
looking Mexican. The President voiced his concerns to his chief
of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at
such short notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his
fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to his
chief of staff about the cook, only to be told that this man was
supposed to be a very good chef.
The meal went alright but the
President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the
time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and
nausea. It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to
excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom.
Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook
scratching his ass and this made him feel even worse. By now he
was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated
that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally
found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in,
he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica
Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees!
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard him
whisper in a barely audible voice, "MONICA, PLEASE SACK MY COOK!"
And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred...