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Lines that didn't make the Clinton mea culpa speech:

1. "Mistakes were made. Pants were lost." (contributed by T.K., a good friend in the Senate)
2. "When I said I never had sex with that woman I was referring to my wife".
3. "I have decided to take Joclyn Elders advice..."
4. "Ms. Lewinsky confided in me that she has suffered for a long time from a terrible condition known as clinical nymphomania. With the Republicans harsh cuts to our health care program she would have gone entirely without treatment. [begins to sob and bites lip]. "
5. "They told me she was the Head Intern..."
6. "I tried her once or twice, didn't like her, and she didn't....uh...inhale."

 

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