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While the Pope was in St. Louis he decided to grant absolution to three sinners. The first person to come up was O.J. Simpson. The Pope asked,

“What is your sin?” “I stabbed two people to death.”

The Pope replied, “Kneel down. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

Next in line was Bill Clinton.

“What was your sin, son?”

“I cheated on my wife.” The Philanderer in Chief replied.

“Kneel down, my son. I’ll bless you and grant you absolution.”

A third person came up and the Pope asked,

“What is your name?”

“Monica Lewinsky.”

The Pope stroked his chin. “Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing.”

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