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Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up.
When it was
finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said
he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was
"No way!" she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most
She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist's
phone and dialed the private line in the Oval Office.
When Bill answered the phone, she shouted, "I can't believe it!
I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
The president didn't say anything, and she screamed, "Didn't you
hear me?? I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
Hesitantly, the president asked, "Um...who IS this?"