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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the
entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show
you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.
St.Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the
observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The
guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?" St. Peter explains, "Everyone on
earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of
time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes
sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is
that? St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his
clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before
leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are
spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that
clock?" "Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock.
We decided to use it as a fan."