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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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First man: I can't believe Hillary has kept her mouth shut
during all this.
Second man: That may well be the problem.
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
A: "Good morning, Bill."
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.
WHY DOES BILL CLINTON WEAR UNDERWEAR?
To keep his ankles
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
A: "Heck no, I'm not letting my wife run the country."
Paula Jones (at her deposition): It was hideous, crooked,
deformed, very stiff.
Judge: Enough about Al Gore. Now would you please Answer the
about the distinguishing characteristics!
Unfortunately we have a President here who spells his
without the first letter.
Q: Why won't there be a White House Christmas pageant this year?
A: They can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain," gets Congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
He's a CONGENITAL liar - a term made up from the two things
seems to do best.