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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Of course Ken Starr didn't have any hard evidence - Monica swallowed it all!

Q: If you had Clinton, Gore, and Dolly Parton on stage together, what would you have?
A: Two boobs and a great country singer.

First man: Well I'm standing behind Monica!
Second man: It's about time somebody was on that side.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.

Pfizer Pharmaceuticals is now introducing a companion drug to Viagra.
It's call Liagra. It will come in three strengths: Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential.

First woman: She's going to 'stand by her man'
Second woman: That's the problem. It's not his preferred position.

Q: Will there be a woman in the White House?
A: Yes... when Hillary leaves town.

Q: Why are females of the White House staff furious at Hillary?
A: She keeps leaving the toilet seat up.

Arafat's advice to Clinton during a Whitehouse visit:
'Goats don't talk'.

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