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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Fancying himself as something of a Kennedy successor, President Clinton had hoped
to bid on Marylin Monroe's famous dress at the auction.
Unfortunately he'd already blown his wad
on another dress.
Q: Why didn't Bill send Chelsea to a public school?
A: He didn't want her Secret Service protection to be out-gunned.
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FIRST GUY: What's that song they always play when the Pres. walks in?
SECOND GUY: I believe it's called "Inhale to the Chief".
Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them
HILLARY: Bill, have you met my new intern, Lorena Bobbitt?
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: I hear they doubled the body protection
Secret Service force for the President tonight.
ANOTHER AIDE: Wow! More terrorist threats?
FIRST AIDE: No, Hillary's back in town.
FIRST GUY: Did you hear the President has started a new prayer
group that meets with him at the White House?
SECOND GUY: Just what we need - more people groaning on their knees in
the Oval Office!
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.