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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Why can't Kenneth Starr prosecute Bill Clinton?
He can't get the evidence to stand up in court.
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John Kennedy?
A. John Kennedy could get better chicks.
Two new young interns are hired in the White House. They are walking down the hall when President Clinton sees them.
Q. What do Bill Clinton and Magic Johnson have in common?
A. They both had a late night show that sucked.
The President walks up and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
"Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
The President has invented a new expression to describe his golf game.
Now when he makes a shot three feet from the hole, he calls it a Lewinsky.
Why did Clinton flunk spelling?
He thought "harass" was two words.
Q. So how is Bill Clinton like Mark McGuire?
A. They both made headlines with their wacker.
What do Monica and Alaska have in common?