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During Nixon's administration we had a crisis involving "Tricky Dicky."
Now we have a crisis involving "Licky Dicky."

What's Slick Willie's new nickname?

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton's campaign limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Q. How does Clinton keeps his beer cold when he is at a ball game?
A. He has Hillary hold it between her legs.

What do the Nixon Whitehouse and the Clinton Whitehouse have in common?
Two Dicks out of control.

Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky is now working for 7-11?
She's endorsing the "Big Gulp."

Q: Why did the President name his dog "Buddy"?
A: Because he couldn't stand out on the White House lawn shouting, "Come, Spot!"

Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. Why didn't Bill tell Hillary about his relationship with Monica?
A. He didn't want to share.

Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant at deciding the fate of the young Cuban boy? Because last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban, he was impeached!

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