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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Q. How is Bill Clinton like John McEnroe?
A. They both say it was out, but the judges say it was in.
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on the White-Out.
What is Clinton's favorite card game?
Fascinating how Bill Clinton and JFK both ended their presidencies by staining a woman's dress
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Bill Clinton meets Ken Starr sitting on a park bench in Washington. Clinton sits down and, after a while, asks Starr,
"Have you been getting any on the side lately?" A surprised Starr responds, "You know, Bill... it's been so long since I've had any,
I didn't know they moved it."
What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.
Q: What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both kneel to purple helmets.
How did they finally bust Clinton?
Monica finally coughed up the
Q: What do Monica's dress and NASCAR have in common?
A: Both suffer from Dick Trickle.