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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Q: How does Bill Clinton practice safe sex?
A: He doesn't light the cigar
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite sport?
Q: What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a brick?
A: Laying a brick never ruined your career.
What was Monica's last gift to Bill?
An autographed picture of the top of her head.
What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
What California city can't Bill get off his mind lately?
Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
What's the difference between Monica's blue dress and Bill Clinton?
The blue dress will eventually come clean.
How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're too busy screwing the President.
What is Clinton's favorite toy?
An Erector Set.