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Clinton's Quickies - A collection of short jokes and one liners
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Q: Why did Clinton avoid the draft?
A: Back then, there was a ban on gays in the military.

What's Bill's new pick up line? Would you be interested in a position under the president?"

Q. What did Monica major in in college?
A. Woodworking.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton apprehensive about going to the movies?
A: Because he's afraid the usherette will ask to see his stub.

What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
Swallow the leader

Kentucky Fried Chicken is coming out with a new "Hillary Special." You get two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.

Q. Why did Bill Clinton get a tatoo of a $100 bill on his, uh, "Air Force One"?
A. He wanted to play with his money.
A. He wanted to watch it grow.
A. There still are many interns out there who would like to blow a hundred bucks.

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land."

What do Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Something about them both liking Cubans.

Somebody threw a beer at Bill Clinton last week, but it was only a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

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