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Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public
decency', was seated next to President Clinton on a recent
flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came
around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and
soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight
attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely
raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."