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What's green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a hand grenade.
Two caterpillars were crawling along a twig when a butterfly flew by. "You know," said one caterpillar to the other, "when I grow up, you'll never get me in one of those things."
What's the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat.