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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last
birthday cake that all her party
guests got sunburnt !
What's the fastest cake in the world?
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Chrysalis the cake for you.
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two?
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
What cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun.
A little boy went into a baker's. "How much are those cakes?" he asked. "Two for 25 cents," said the baker.
"How much does one cost?" asked the boy. "13 cents;" said the baker.
"Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!" said the boy.