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The agitated woman had rung 911. "Police, fire or ambulance?" asked the operator. "I want a vet!" demanded the panic stricken woman. "A vet?" said the emergency service operator in surprise. "What for?" "To open my bulldog's jaws." "But why did you ring 911 ?" "There's a burglar in them."

Sign in the window of a pet store: FOR SALE Pedigree bulldog. House trained. Eats anything. Very fond of children.

Why do bulldogs have flat faces?
From chasing parked cars.

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