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What do you call an amorous insect?
The Love Bug.
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a nervous insect?
What do you call an insect from outer space?
What do you get if you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.
How do insects travel when they go on holiday?
They go for a buggy ride.
Why was the insect kicked out of the park?
It was a litterbug.
What do you call singing insects?
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
What do you get
if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny.
What is black, has six legs, wears a disguise and listens to people?
A telephone bug.