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What is white one minute and brown the next?
A rat in a microwave oven.

What is brown one minute and white the next?
A rat in a freezer.

What's yellow and brown and covered in blackberries?
A bramble bee.

What's yellow, brown and hairy?
Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

What's brown and can see just as well from either end?
A walrus with his eyes shut.

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