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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What is a termite's favorite breakfast?
Oak-meal.

What do nasty monsters give each other for breakfast?
Smacks in the mouth.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

What do demons have for breakfast?
Deviled eggs.

What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Dreaded Wheet.

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop!

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

What two things should you never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and supper.

Why is breakfast in bed so easy?
It's just a few rolls and a turnover.

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