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If a boxer was knocked out by Dracula, what would he be?
Out for the Count.
Maeve: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
Dave: Mike Tyson?
Maeve: No, he's called Fido.
Why did the champion monster give up boxing?
He didn't want to spoil his looks.
Jonathan ought to be a boxer.
Someone might knock him conscious.
My brother's a professional boxer.
tickles his opponents to death.
Which weight do ghosts box at?
Did you hear about
the boxing referee who used to work at a space rocket launching site?
If a fighter was knocked down he'd count Ten, nine, eight, seven . . .
Boxers sometimes give each other a paunch on the nose.
What is a boxer's favourite read?
My brother's a boxer.
What's his fighting name?
Rembrandt - because he's always on the canvas.
Manager: Keep on swinging...
the draught might give him a cold.