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What's the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
One's going to itch. The other's itching to go.

Vegetarian: I've lived on nothing but vegetables for years.
Bored listener: That's nothing. I've lived on Earth all my life.

You might find my sister a bit dull until you get to know her.
When you do you'll discover she's a real bore!

Holly: Do you ever find life boring?
Dolly: I didn't until I met you.

The seaside resort we went to last year was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

I hear you've been going around telling everyone I'm a bore!
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.

What's the difference between a boring man and a bad book?
You can shut up the book.

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