- B - Boiling Jokes
I've boiled this egg for 15 minutes, and it still isn't soft.
Mother: I thought I asked you to watch the milk pan and see when it boiled
Child: But, Mum, I did. It boiled over ten minutes ago!
Customer: Is it all right to boil-wash this cardigan?
Assistant: Yes, as long as you boil it in warm water.