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For sale. 1926 hearse. Excellent condition; original body.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Doctor, I'd like to leave my body to science.
Don't bother. We couldn't find a cure for it.
What has a purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and eyes on stalks?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but there's one creeping up your back!
Fred: I've bought a book on body building and I've been doing the exercises every day for a month.
Harry: Is it having any effect?
Fred: You bet. I can now lift the book above my head.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I
love every bone in your body.
Teacher: I was going to read you a story called The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but I've changed my mind.
Class: Oh why, sir? Teacher: Because we might get carried away.
What did the zombie say when he knocked on Eddie's door?
Eddie body home?
Fred: Your body's quite well organized.
Harry: What do you mean?
Fred: The weakest part - your brain - is protected by the strongest - your thick skull!
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it.
What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
Did you hear about
the film star who had so many facelifts that when she went for the next one they
had to lower her body instead?
Have you heard the story about the body snatchers?
No, tell me!
No, you might get carried away.