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A Texan visiting London was seeing the sights from the top of an open bus. Each time the guide pointed out an historic building, the Texan would say, The Tower of London, eh?

Why, back home we could put up a building like that in two weeks.' The guide was becoming very annoyed so when they passed St Paul's Cathedral the guide remained silent.

'Say, what's that building?' asked the Texan. 'I don't know, sir,' said the guide. 'It wasn't there this morning.'

My next door neighbour is so old, she knew Madame Butterfly when she was still a cocoon.

That's nothing! There's a woman in my street who's so old she knew Eve when she was still a rib.

My Dad dug the Panama Canal.
That's nothing. My Dad killed the Dead Sea.

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