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Brian: How did you manage to get a black eye?
Ben: You see that tree in the playground?
Brian: Yes.
Ben: Well, I didn't.

Darren came home with two black eyes and a face covered in blood. His mother was horrified. "You've been fighting," she said. "Who did this to you?" "I don't know his name," replied Darren. "But I'd know him if I met him again. I've got half his left ear in my pocket."

You mustn't fight! You must learn to give and take!
But I did! I gave him a black eye and took his football!

Just wait until I find out who gave you that black eye!
No one gave it to me, Mum. I had to fight for it!

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