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Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.

First Witch: My boyfriend's gone and stolen my black cat.
Second witch: You mean your familiar.
First witch: Well, we were, but I'm not speaking to him now.

When it is unlucky to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.

What did the black cat say to the fish head?
I've got a bone to pick with you.

"I'm sorry to call you out at this time of night," said the witch, "but it's my poor black cat. He's just lying there telling me he wants to die." The monster vet licked his lips. "Well, you've done the right thing by sending for me. . . "

What is a black cat's favorite TV program?
Miami Mice.

What did one black cat say to the other?
Nothing. Cats can't speak.

What did the black cat do when its tail was cut off?
It went to a re-tail store.

There's a black cat in the kitchen.
That's all right, black cats are lucky.
Not this one - he's just eaten our lunch.

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