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"Teacher is a bore!" was scrawled on the blackboard one day. "I do not want to see that on my blackboard," he thundered when he saw it. "Sorry, sir! I didn't realize you wanted it kept secret."

The ghost teacher was giving her pupils instructions on how to haunt a house properly. "Has everyone got the hang of walking through walls?" she asked. One little ghoul at the front of the class looked uncertain. "Just watch the blackboard everyone," instructed the teacher, "and I'll go through it one more time."

What's black when clean and white when dirty?
A blackboard.

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