- B - Bible Jokes
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible.
Can you quote any passage?
Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.'
Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another?
Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'
Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.