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One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
"Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared.
"Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder.
"It's the bell I can't work yet.

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone?
Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not working, that'sa why I knocka.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
A humdinger.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
I'm wringing wet.

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