Home - B - Bee Jokes
Which is the bees' favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees.
What did the mommy bee say to
the naughty little bee?
What goes "hum-choo, hum
A bee with a cold.
What kind of bee hums and drops
A fumble bee.
What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee.
What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door-bell?
How many bees do you need in a proper bee choir?
What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me much more than it hurts you.
What do you call a bee that can shelter a plane?
Bee careful out there!
Waiter, waiter! There's a bee in my alphabet soup.
Yes, sir, and I hope there's an A, a C and all the other letters, too.
How does a queen bee get around the hive?
What did the drone say to the queen bee?
Swarm in here isn't it?
Which queen can never wear a crown?
A queen bee.
Why did the queen bee kick all the other bees out of the hive?
Because they kept droning on and on.
What's the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee?
One is a seedy beast and the other is a bee deceased.
What do you get if you cross a bee and chopped meat?
What's even better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
A mumble bee.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honey combs.
Who's that at the door?
It's a man selling bees.
Tell him to buzz off - we don't want any.
I've just been stung by one of your bees.
Show me which one and I'll punish it.
What do you call a bee born in May?
What did the bee say to the rose?
I don't know.
And then what did the rose say to the bee?
I don't know! Nick: Buzz off!