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Fred: Our teacher is very musical you know.
Harry: Musical? Mr Jenkinson?
Fred: Yes. He's always fiddling with his beard.

I can't get over that new beard of yours.
It makes your face look just like a busted sofa.

Why does your Dad keep shaving off his beard every time it looks nice?
Mum makes him do it - she's stuffing a cushion.

A man came to see you this morning with a really bushy beard.
No, it was on his chin.

Why did the dishonest man grow a beard?
So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar.

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