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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Father: There are fifty-four bars in Buffalo and I'm proud to say that I've never been in one of them.
Mother: Which one is that?

Do you serve women in this bar?
No sir, you have to bring your own.

A man with a newt on his shoulder walked into a bar.
"What do you call him?" asked the barmaid.
"Tiny," said the man.
"Why do you call him Tiny?" "Because he's my newt!"

A man walked into a bar holding a cow pat in his hand.
"Look everyone!" he cried. "See what I almost stood on!"

Why did the man cry out when he walked into the bar?
It was an iron bar.

A man walked into a pub and asked the landlord, 'Do you serve Americans?'

'Yes, of course, sir,' replied the landlord.

'Good. I'll have a gin and tonic, and two Americans for my lion here, please.'

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