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At the school concert,
Wee Willie had volunteered to play his bagpipes. The noise was dreadful, like
a choir of cats singing off-key.
After he'd blown his way through The Flowers of the Forest he asked, "Is there
anything else you'd like me to play?"
"Yes!" cried a voice from the back of the hall.
I've borrowed my neighbour's bagpipes.
But you can't play them!
I know, but neither can he when I've got them.