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What creepie crawlies do athletes break?

What is worse than a crocodile with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot !

Which athlete keeps warmest in winter?
The long jumper.

Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.

Why did the athlete blame his losing the race on his socks? Because they were guaranteed not to run.

What's the best diet for athletes?
Runner beans.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?

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