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A loving couple
was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple
of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns
to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful
on three occasions."
"What? How could you?"
"Let me tell you about it," she said.
"The first time was back when we were first married. You needed open heart surgery
and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to
operate for free."
"Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I should be grateful. But,
tell me, what about the second time?"
"Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you desperately wanted, and they were
going to pass you over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the President
and he gave you the job."
"Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then again, I guess I should
And so, what about the third time?" "Do you remember two years ago when you wanted
to become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing 53 votes..."
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!