- A - Anemones Jokes
A man went in to a florist's shop to buy his wife anemones for their first
wedding anniversary because they were her favourite flowers.
But it was late and the shop only had a variety of ferns left. The man bought
several bunches of these rather than go home empty-handed and gave them to his
wife rather sheepishly.
'Never mind, darling,' she said, 'with fronds like these who needs anemones?'