- A - Alphabet Jokes
Fred: I bet I can say the alphabet faster than you.
Harry: Bet you can't.
Fred: The alphabet - beat you!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What goes A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V,
W, X, Y, Z, Slurp?
Someone eating alphabet soup.
Why did the man ask for alphabet soup?
So that he could read while he was eating.
Fred: Why did Dick put his hands in the alphabet soup?
Harry: Because he was groping for words.