- A - Adam & Eve Jokes
At what time of day was Adam born?
Just before Eve.
Adam and his son Cain were walking in the fields one evening.
`Who was that lady I saw you with last night?' asked Cain.
`That wasn't night, that was Eve,' answered Adam.
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?
He raised Cain.
Did Adam and Eve have a date?
No, they had an apple.
Who is the fastest runner in history.
Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Why did Adam and Eve have to stop gambling?
Because their paradise was taken from them.
Adam (naming the animals): And finally, that is a
Eve: Why is it called a hippopotamus?
Adam: Because it looks like a hippopotamus, silly!
Fred: Do you want to come to an Adam and
Harry: Oh, yes!
Fred: Right, leaves off at eleven.